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Feral Parrots ... Research, Conservation / Endangered Species ... Cites ... Laws and Regulations (Local / State / Federal / Reportable Diseases / Importation and Exportation / Animal Cruelty) ... Bird Evolution ... Bird Anatomy and Physiology ... Veterinary Schools / Research Institutes ... Bird Humor
FERAL PARROTS
Feral Quaker Parrots ... The Monk Parakeet - Guilty until Proven Innocent? ... Monk Parakeets in the U.S.A. Today ... Feral Parrot Populations in San Francisco ... Journal of a Sabbatical - Feral ParrotsRESEARCH, CONSERVATION / ENDANGERED SPECIES
Endangered Species ... Endangered Species Program, U.S. Fish and Wildlife ... Lost in Paradise (Parrots) ... Where do Endangered Species Occur in Australia ... The Tragedy of the Dodo (Extinct Flightless Bird) ... Dodo flew to its grave - Ancestors of the flightless figurehead of extinction island-hopped. John Whitfield ... Extinct Dodo Related to Pigeons, DNA Shows - Hillary Mayell - National Geographic News ... Dodo was really a pigeon by Roger Highfield, Science Editor ... Dead as a Dodo by David Staley ... Raphus Cucullatus (Dodo Bird) Data Sheet - Wild Life Protection Extinct Birds ... Extinct Birds from the Jurassic period and later ... Endangered Birds - Ornithology.com ... Northern Prairie Science Centre
CITES
LAWS and REGULATIONS
Local ... State ... Federal ... Importation and Exportation ... Animal Cruelty
State: U.S. State and Territory Animal Import Regulations
Animal Cruelty: Animal Abuse-misdemeanor or Felony? ... Anti-Cruelty Statutes (pdf file)
BIRD ANATOMY and PHYSIOLOGY
How Birds Breathe ... As Strong and As Light As a Feather - About ... Bird Vision - What Do They See? ... Bird Mating Rituals ... Eggs, Incubation and Fledging Times - About
VETERINARY SCHOOLS / RESEARCH INSTITUTES
College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences - Colorado State University ... The Glasgow University ... College of Veterinary Medicine - Oregon State University ... Murdoch University - Division of Veterinary and Biomedical Sciences ... NCSU CVM Teaching Hospital and Services ... North Carolina College of Veterinary Medicine ... Washington State University - College of Veterinary Medicine
EVOLUTION
Are Birds Really ... Dinosaurs
BIRD HUMOR
Parrot Rules: It is MINE!
If I like it, it's MINE!
If I can reach it, it's MINE!
If I have it in my beak, it's MINE!
If I can take it away from you, it's MINE!
If I had it a while ago, it's MINE!
If I destroyed it, all the pieces are MINE!
If it looks as if it was mine, it's MINE!
If I saw it first, it's mine!
If you have it and put it down, it's automatically MINE!
If it is YOURS, and you think it's good, than give it immediately to me,
because then it's MINE!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other
side . That's what they call it, the other side. Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out
this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrase like the other side. That chicken should not be free
to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou
shalt cross the road. And the chicken crossed the road, And there was
much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
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